1. Cats do what they want, when they want.     2. They rarely listen to you.     3. They're totally unpredictable. ...

  There were 2 whales swimming around who were very bored when they saw a fishing boat one whale says to the other, ''I...

  A reporter goes to the hills of West Virginia to research an article about the area. He meets an old man and asks him about memora...

  Once upon a time, there was a cat who died. When she got to heaven, God asked her how she liked being on earth. She told the Lord th...

  An Amish lady trots down the road in her horse and buggy when a cop pulls her over. "Ma'am," says the cop, "I...